1. |
Intro (some concerns)
03:08
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Why isn't our world more elastic less abusive?
Why isn't our world was more afraid of last goodbyes?
Why isn't our world less plastic instead human?
Why in our world don't we know each another
for what's just past our eyes?
Why isn't there a way a safe place we can do this?
Why in our world, do we push down those who try?
Why isn't someone telling us to to push through the blues the bruises and the hits?
come on,
no worse time to stand idly by.
What if not one of us has the answer?
We barely know what we are let alone why.
What if there was a fever that's grown to cancer?
What if in our world girls cant travel alone at night?
What if there's some word or phrase that could save us?
What if some syllables could somehow shift our short sight?
Nothing spoken aloud thus far could do this.
What if repeating those words is all that makes them right?
Why do we live where we all drown in each other?
Hold your breathe and dive in for the ride.
Why am I more than an imaginary distraction?
A pied piper whose survived a fire
using his windpipes to keep you in stride.
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2. |
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I'm an Exceptional skeptic
Just Spitting shit hectic
Chicks lick lolly like I'm carter
Cuz I rap good like a present
That you're probably just gonna shred to pieces anyway
The stuff in the box is the good part : 8 piece, no chik Fil a
Frosted flakes for breakfast let's get something squared away here
I rap about all sorts of shit so sometimes I offend ears
Unprepared for the stream of slurs
In tedium I spit through
It sucks
a shitty dog dick
Like an ATM from pitbull
Rappers nowadays talk AKs and ARs
Can't we just about face
and take thing the way they are?
I'll cap the haters
I mean capture the haters
on my camera phone man
give you your 15 minutes
then I'll go home and
Peep the vid of the shit you said
Face red and pissed off
That kinda hate
Perpetuates
the way some Mcs try get off
You'll be led
I'm brighter
You Blow smoke
Cannabis
Now I'm almost there
You ain't prepared
for MONEYSHOT When I bust
----
Who has a face like whysir does
Who has a voice like whysir does
Who has choice like whysir does
nobody? nobody.
Welcome back everyone I just printed off a gun
I still had to buy the bullets though
But isn't the future fun?
Shits ridiculous
we're carrying all of our friends with us
Whether we're better without it
I doubt it but how we act online is killing us
I like that you like what I liked so I like you
And I don't like that we act like
A stack of rats just trying to
pick apart every part of Human interfacing
cuz eyes sunk in and vacant
can be opened and swollen
with education
Riots in Ferguson raised stocks on tasers
So suffering brings profit
we don't need graphs and papers
Players wage war on vagrants
made so by ancestry
Making all boys and girls into fixtures
in a well known
Menagerie
Of torment in every hue cuz we need that full spectrum
What's the use of resisting
we may as well let them
Ravage our homes like badass axe wielding Vikings
Better write that down
Think of the tax cuts that might bring
Who has a face like whysir does
Who has a voice like whysir does
Who has choice like whysir does
nobody? nobody.
Oh shit there's room here for one last one
This time then I'm coming at the fuckin cops with my cap gun
Pop pop pop
If you read the closed caption
Action hasn't lasted long but hey the kids got passion!
He was making crack rock in motel bathtubs
hacking limbs off wearing nothing but gym socks you know Kids stuff
And I hand out none but for your girl I'll give two fucks
And I don't care your color I roll with ghost crew not klu klux
And your crew sucks deluxe dicks cuz you tricks are for kids
I'm a serial killer up in your room
Doing what your mom should of did:
Aborted you from this planet cuz the plan it
is this:
Not any space left for you
It's time to retire
We'll call you Sputnik
I'm Russian to the Finnish like 'Im speaking both languages
and if my side cramps concern you
You don't know what anguish is.
Well thanks for coming out I really I appreciate it
the song is over now and I didn't say shit. oops.
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3. |
I Got That [DP]
03:05
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I've been told
I got that Dialectical prestidigitation
I'm a lion lying ready pressed againt some vegetation
you might see while couch surfing
purusing through the stations
One moment I'm on discovery channel
The next the spot is vacant
You sit there bewildered staring at a wilda beast
who should have been taken down with ease for the jungle King to feast
And while you're scratching your head confused by these technical difficulties
I'mma dive from behind your ottoman
And claw your jugular out with ease.
I'm a tiny bit cautious
A tiny bit obnoxious
A tiny bit of a kid that spits more bomb
Than rebel Rocket launchers
think I need a weapon
with my words you must be lost its
Whysir on the track just
Just kicking asses
no galoshes
Weaving though thirsty women tht just want
His attention
Getting even with the world
See first string haters and bench em
Good game bro but I probably should mention
Your Girl couldn't
Get the stains we made
On your sheets out
So We just left them
And As we left I heard your mom say
she thinks you're a failure
Heard her screaming that to the neighbors
she was smoking crack at the back of your trailer
on a bucket, i'm pale
I'm a verbal Vlad the impaler
you pale in comparison
Your hard to chew like now and laters
K it's on I'm grey poupon
I bring class and you must hurt
You be Heinz you can't ketchup
I'm hot dog and your buns hurt
Cuz you're butt hurt that I'm what works
And you're dumbstruck think this shit sucks and your out of luck
Cuz I get looked up like a short skirt
I got that dialectical prestidigitation
I'm a dragon dragging damsels and randomly
Tossing em om the pavement
You wanna be brave and take me out
And save the day that you've been wasting
No dovahkin can't hear you shout
You should a just stayed in your basement
I'm Alduin and
I'm doing me scorching like the sun
You're just a shitty fighter Mage thief whose Bout to be well done
Flames engulf so you resign to die
You know you can't outrun
The hurtful verbal fire I supply with my dragon lungs
Till I'm I'm making music that appeals highly to more teens
Than mighty morphing power rangers and lord of the rings
On morphine
You can bet I'm gonna be seeking the rush of endorphins that I only get in the morning
When I'm pouring orange
Juice into my mug and writing while you loser are snoring
Knowing full well
all of you are now slowly conforming
to the weird Whysir style
But if you're green like chlorine
I'll say it
One more time and
Let this be a warning
I got that dialectical prestidigitation
i meanI'm wicked with willing words their my sword, hammer, paint pen, spray can
Dummies look at me funny cuz to them it like Dutch I'm sprikken
The stakes are high I'm fever pitched
On fire like Salem wiccans
You're getting the picture now dude: MMS
You think Ill burnout soon: filaments
Your girls is swoonin (ooooh) now you're : ill content
I flow influenza
influence ya with my ill content
this has been a syllable swapping swinging rhythmic hypnosis
Not giving her what she needs
so your ho can poke us
Royal us
I work that magic: hocus pocus
No rabbit in my hat I'm rabid: no prognosis
You're Not gonna get any better cuz you're hopeless, bogus
So stop telling me I'm wasting my time when I'm rhyming
you know this:
my flow and wit makes every track a Magnum opus
So now I'm focused on absorbing funds from opponents: osmosis
Sum it up quick I'm piping hot girl come blow this
Old Testament love to my haters
I send them plagues of locusts
In all likelihood I'll soon get paid enough to get into a lotus
But I'm not stopping Till they chisel my face on timpanogos
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4. |
Deetz
03:30
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No hope
And the beat goes on
no hope
And the beat goes on
No hope
And the beat goes..
for the wicked inside my soul
(2x)
Saw a useless article in the news
that said that senator John McCain
felt the state of Arizona had committed torture when they executed a dude who murdered a girl and her dad with the last name Dietz
Back in 89 about two months before Halloween.
the article didn't say it , but that day he shot
them both with a .38 caliber than tried to shoot the cops but got
Gunned down by the police then somehow survived then got put under the knife
to remove all of the bullets to preserve what was left of his life taking life.
I can only imagine the turmoil in the ER that night
trying hard to keep this dark soul from stepping into light
but the surgeons did their job
the killer survived
sentenced for execution
date they'd later determine
fade to white
(Hook)
No hope
And the beat goes on
no hope
And the beat goes on
No hope
And the beat goes..
for the wicked inside my soul
(2x)
Back to the present back to that useless article and McCain
said the execution was like torture
2 whole hours of pain
An irrevocable mistake,
on top of another big mistake,
inside another lapse in judgement,
led to tragedy now the state
of Arizona has to answer for the misery in those last moments
the ruling had said to make him history
not leave the door half open
now they have to answer for the way the killer struggled for breath
after getting shot up then getting locked up
for shooting 2 in the chest
we got a busted justice system
scarcely any accountability.
living dead what can we do with them
In this grey areas of civility?
Cuz let's be real here
The recently deceased killer died himself once he did the deed
and
did away with the Deitz
father and daughter and the families involved can finally move on
I guess Its the will of federal level fairness so much pain was prolonged
I'm just hoping I've opened your eyelids to all that went wrong
Before we dopily mis-dosed
A dead man with opiates
3 lives lost
and the beat goes on.
(Hook)
No hope
And the beat goes on
no hope
And the beat goes on
No hope
And the beat goes..
for the wicked inside my soul
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5. |
Punch Brake
01:53
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Whysir bumping like bizarro cardiac arrest
And once I'm up at the top with a bottle of cognac I'll rest
at least that's what the haters think but as reactions suggest
I'm a beast that's fueled by beats and this evening
I'm even gonna be beating my chest
King Kong flow
kicking out the killer combos
Killer Instinct call him Kilgore got more beef than McDonald's
So fasten your seat belts
Let's fill in all the plot holes
Im the dude Beating out hooks for good like Peterpan and the lost bros
Lost boys and I'm not toying round with the bitches
Had a chance Not to be a killjoy youve had yours and missed it
They gossip as they walk away how can he act so vicious?
They say he gets more T and A on the daily than play boy pictures
But they They looking at me for the articles
Freeing minds of gladiators so they're calling me Spartacus
Give me a touch of gratitude It's ridiculous how far it goes
I got that spooky action at a distance for all the partygoers I'm entangling particles
That's an Einstein line
And when your in the ring with whysir its a damn fine line
between friendly verbal exchanges nightly while in the reactive mood light
To Me coming at you with and axe and
leaving stains that later attributed to spilled red wine
Or maybe cranberry juice
I'm Patrick Bateman American Psycho ive got a few screws loose
You useless noobs covered in bruises can't just ignore this dude,
So Christians bail and Roman Catholics Panic the Vatican better ready the cruc
ifix oh shit I'm mixing up metaphors
Percolating petrol pumping combustion pressing the heavy Peddle to the floor
Im a mess and can Make you question decisions you had made back way before
like Chris Hansens
questionnaire especially for pedophiles on to catch a predator
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6. |
@god
04:03
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No one laughs at god in a hospital
no one laughs at god in a war
no one laughs at god when their starving or frozen or so very poor
no one laughs at god when the doctor calls after some routine tests
no ones laughing at god when its gotten real late and their kids not back from that party yet
This as good a place as any
to put a piece of the past
In this land of opportunity
some get one last
Well In that land in a town was a kid always down
And every year foster care every year moved around
schizophrenic mom so they took her away
They locked her up and doped her up when he was only 8
So it's
This house that house
Sit boy stay
Pet peeve to the kid tryin to endure all this get up and wait
He'd beg god for help,
but mom already tried
that 3 hour conversation
on the other side of her mind
psychosis fed by what the bible supplied
So he skated over topic flipped out he no complied
Started to ask the whys and not accept the why not's
Pick apart the world
thread-by-thread Untying knots
Cause the world ain't black and white Rorschach blots
And he's a night owl
it's not watchmen though
man just watch
No one laughs at god in a hospital
no one laughs at god in a war
no one laughs at god when their starving or frozen or so very poor
no one laughs at god when the cops knock on their door and say "we've got some bad news sir"
no ones laughing at god when there's a famine fire or flood
but god can be funny
Hindsight's 20 20 he's nearsighted at best
Daydreamed through classes passed most the passed most his tests
He knew there were better places for his mind to invest
He'd start to see things through moms eyes
as delusion progressed.
HER reality SLIPPED day to day
so he'd learn HIS
Needed to be able to show her
what isn't
and more to the point what is
He'd carefully analyze anything
his eyes could see
Til every sound
deployed depicted detail Indefectibly
Pretty much skipped all of high school
Cuz The teachers were drugged up fucked college drop former athlete dumb fucks
Admittedly I was also angsty and stuck up
But fuck it I already knew my duty in life was to stick up
For the beaten down broke geeks
Marginalized supposed freaks
Voiceless voices spirits moist
From toilet bowls each week
It's something we've all seen
Larry Clark showed it on screen
The type of world were livingnn in when kids can be so mean
No one laughs at god in a hospital
no one laughs at god in a war
No one laughs at god in a hospital
no one laughs at god in a war
no one laughs at god when their starving or frozen or so very poor
so preparing for the fall
Youre still gonna hit the pavement
Well I grew up broke as hell
And every day I fuckin hated it
Berated for having dingy old holey clothes
We got help from the church as needed but the old Holy Ghost
Made mom more manic in her delusional panic
Thinking she was haunted by demons cuz the angels told her so and
this always led to a trip to Provo
Mental hospital so excuse me if I'm hostile
religions peddle the unseen
to those that can't see
And those that see things
are left living nightmares
with those themes. It's obscene.
See and
Mom was wise
her eyes just lied
between real life
and imaginary
Mom I miss you so badly
And I'm sad you can't be
here today
But it's okay
YOUR MEMORY
pads me
Helps me to question all THINGS AS THEY HAPPEN
And when the world gets crazy I just picture you laughing
no one laughs at god when the airplane starts to uncontrollably shake
no ones laughing at god when they see the one the love hand in hand with someone else and they hold to their mistake
no one laughs at god when the cops knock on their door and say "we've got some bad news sir"
no ones laughing at god when there's a famine fire or flood
but god can be funny
At a cocktail party when listening to a good God-themed joke, or
Or when the crazies say He hates us
And they get so red in the head you think they're 'bout to choke
God can be funny
When told he'll give you money if you just pray the right way
And when presented like a genie who does magic like Houdini
Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Claus
God can be so hilarious
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7. |
Do U Think
04:02
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[Intro/Hook]
Hello, I love you
(what do you think you're doing)
My cat can eat a whole Watermelon
(Just what do you think you're doing)
I love your Shoes
(What do you think you're doing)
My cat can eat a whole Watermelon
(Just what do you think you're doing)
[Verse 1]
Watched an obese man wash his hands
With so much vigor
you'd think his plan
Was dropin weight
by mashing his heavy wet hands together
Or maybe this bulbous dude
just thinks that germs'll be the death of him
slip in his blood they'll
squirm and swim
and thats fucking Disgusting to him
Hands dry
waddles out side
Slumps down in his truck and
gobbles 2 large fries, 3 burgers, and a diet coke
must have been Super sized
I'm not surprised your stressed out and stretched out
40-hour work week digging a hole
And you're too deep to dig out
[Hook]
Hello, I love you
(what do you think you're doing)
My cat can eat a whole Watermelon
(Just what do you think you're doing)
I love your Shoes
(What do you think you're doing)
My cat can eat a whole Watermelon
(Just what do you think you're doing)
You're a king, I love you.
(what do you think you're doing)
My cat can eat a whole Watermelon
(Just what do you think you're doing)
I love your Shoes
(What do you think you're doing)
My cat can eat a whole Watermelon
(Just what do you think you're doing)
[Verse 2]
No shovel buddy, sorry
cupping soil getting muddy
Fuckers flaunt their fun and food and drink
and lounge and hold their tummies
Doubled over now their laughing at your frustration, fuck it!
I'd give an arm and a leg to know chicken or egg:
You lean in - then and ask want a nugget?
So walk in the club:
coat check Czech Republic, Slovakia
you probably shouldn't drive tonight
you've had too many vodka
Redbulls and your head goes
back and forth as you down em
The divorce rate has led all these horses to water
and it looks like we're trying to drown them.
Beat is bumping slumping over standing up against a wall
Seems the dry humping drink in hand has bled into the hall
People round you grooving sweating smoothness no concern at all
alcohol culls out the carnal so half these asses will give it their all
Some augment their bodies so they can cover up naughty-
bits with more legit tidbits of flare and go out and party
Hardy har they cultivate a field of physicality
Then complain for days
about people who praise their 'T's and their 'A's
Not their personality
[Hook 1x]
[Verse 3]
We hex and vex the opposite sex
for sending mixed signals
It's hard of face rejection from something
that looks so good when it wiggles
Low caliber men want ala carte tail
no heart can't really lie
They want the nasty, the gritty, the giggidy giggidy
But don't wanna end up a family guy
So step into play
Something clever to say
you saw Last night online
Wine stain on her teeth
ten scents on her breathe
yep: she's no dime
It's fine with you
you're looking to screw
and you've got a drink
and she's drinking one two
and now the best part
of the evening we're to
No not the sex,
her rejecting you.
[Hook 1x]
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8. |
#sighquests
03:01
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Made it to Portland got support now but I'm courtin my misery
Anywhere I go these days i pull my new mistress with me
All she does is nag me though and I'm not just being witty
It's time my love affair with Hip Hop dies out
Or gets more blistery
Remembering the days back in my middle school
I was the scrawny impoverished kid trying to fit in
And get through the turmultuous waves preteen interactions brew
Until the days when I could finally look past them fluid in the lungs
Coughing hackin call that pneumonia
Need a pack-a -smokes once welfare comes I'll pay back what I owe ya
Mom could hustle between puffs she was a classy chain smoker
It's easy to see in poverty all these vices they go for
And the prizes they go for ignore the price that they go for
Wanna look nice then swipe some shoes or try at the clothes store
and I've a quote for MCs with a chip on their shoulder come at me its fine if you've got the spine like a Manila folder it won't work
I told her
I'm the speaker they call on
Skills of persuasion kill my foes by giving em a sword they can fall on
Fake friends break character: jimmy Fallon
they're stressed these days
and need to chase their shakes and shots with a Valium
Oh now you need him?
Too bad I'm busy
Trying to save my ever waning inner child Walt Disney
I'm no hero though this ain't a fairy tale and its no mystery
Just putting fires out on bridges out so that when I die out somebody will miss me
The system only lives if you and I choose to feed it
You're asking for permission that you've never really needed
History is prophecy if lessons go unheeded
Our ancestors misfortune is than bound to repeated
And those that choose to walk will shape the world of those still seated
The walkers walking now will walk till everything's depleted
Unlock your jaws there's countless flaws excercise your freedoms
Open your minds or at least start prying
It's all on the line we need them
Let's move past this baseless shit
we all grew up believing
it isn't a game and I ain't playing
I see the bully's cheating
The sand drawn line these fools define
belongs in a museum
Whichever side you pick you die
Over taking lives lets keep them
It all has value
every moment
This isn't a fucking speed test
If we don't stand for good and own it
We'll become the things we detest
Enlightened minds will gleam and shine when inclines are the steepest
And Ghandi said to make a change
you don't just say it
...Be it
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